I am the ...

Hace ya casi 15 años, me toco fuertemente un personaje de Walt Disney... bueno no tan fuerte, pero su aparición de super heroe simpre venía con una excelente frase. Aquí y gracias a Wikipeia les traigo el "I am the ... " de Darkwing Duck.

La introducción era "I am the terror that flaps in the night!" luego el "I am .... (cualquiera de los que esta abajo)" y "I am Darkwing Duck".

"I am the switch that derails your train!"
"I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth!"
"I am the jailer who throws away the key!"
"I am the surprise in your cereal box."
"I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!"
"I am the lollipop that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!"
"I am the thing that goes bump in the night!"
"I am the neuroses that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!"
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!"
"I am the batteries that are not included!"
"I am the headache in the criminal mind!"
"I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!"
"I am the onion that stings in your eye!"
"I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!"
"I am the hairball that clogs your drains!"
"I am the low ratings that cancel your program!"
"I am the auditor that wants to look at your books!"
"I am the slug that slimes your Begonias!"
"I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!"
"I am the itch you cannot reach!"
"I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters!"
"I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!"
"I am the fingernail that scrapes across the blackboard of injustice!"
"I am the peanut butter that sticks to the roof of your mouth!"
"I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries!"
"I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am!"
"I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you!"
"I am the bug that splatters on your windshield!"

Si, esto tiene un cierto aire Kitsch... pero siempre entraba con gran gracia