"I am the... " (Parte II)

Dado que Darkwing Duck tenía mucho sentido y un gran valor de entretención, he decidio ponerme creativo y desarrllar unas cuantas frases más por si algún día alguien tiene la genial idea de volver a producirlo.

“I am the old lady on the left lane”
“I am the $700 shoes you can´t affort”
“I am the puppy that chew on the $700 shoes you couldn´t afford”
“I am the screw that is missing from your girlfriend”
“I am the dealer on your kids´ high school”
"I am the message that never reaches your friend"
“I am the kid that took the last cookie from the cookie jar”
“I am the waiter that rejects your credit card on your first date”
“I am the fire that killed bambi´s mom”
“I am the pair of pants that just don´t fit you anymore”
“I am the rush in rush hour”
“I am the burned match on your match box”
“I am the noise on your timing belt that you can’t silence”
“I am the chocolate chunk that is missing in your cookie”
“I am the noisy fan on you’re a/c in April”
“I am the hair that you missed shaving”
“I am the car keys you don’t know where you left”
“I am the photograph that won’t fit in your memory card”
“I am the drag queen that confused you last night”
“I am the cute girl that calls your boyfriend”
“I am mile over the speed limit”
“I am the drop of wine that will fall on your shirt”
“I am the expiration date on your expired passport”
“I am the spines on your kidney stones”
“I am the experience that you don’t have”
“I am the bill that got lost in the mail”
“I am the password on your neighbor’s wireless network”
“I am the president of the Bon Jovi´s fan club”
“I am the counter clerk that denies your upgrade”
“I am meatball that you can not pinch with your fork”
“I am the no signal on your cell phone”

Si alguien tiene alguna buena le ruego me la envié para publicarla con el crédito apropiado... por ahora les prometo que en los próximos días haré unas cuantas más.